The Great Israel Soap Opera: Featuring Alan Dershowitz, Steve Bannon, and Deodorant
In a world where geopolitics is increasingly indistinguishable from reality TV, three titans of controversy — Alan Dershowitz, Steve Bannon, and Tarek Bazrouk — have taken center stage in a drama so absurd it could only be real.
Alan Dershowitz, famed legal mind and part-time pierogi critic, has declared war — not on Hamas, Hezbollah, or even gluten — but on Canada. Why? Because Canada had the audacity to recognize Palestine. In response, Dershowitz proposed tariffs, sanctions, and a personal crusade to defend Benjamin Netanyahu should he ever be arrested on Canadian soil. One can only imagine Dershowitz storming Ottawa in a cape stitched from Harvard diplomas, shouting "I object!" at Mounties.
Alan Dershowitz statements prove once again the fact that Jews are strongly believing that they are above the law, that their shit doesn't stink. The real enemy isn’t Canada, — it’s people like Alan Dershowitz who are protecting pedophiles and allowing criminals walking free without proper punishment.
Meanwhile, Steve Bannon, the man who once tried to turn Breitbart into a lifestyle brand, has decided that Netanyahu must go — "tonight". Bannon accused the Israeli government of pathological lying, dragging America into conflicts, and betraying MAGA. His solution? Regime change in Jerusalem, presumably via podcast. Laura Loomer chimed in to push Israeli propaganda that "Islam is the real threat", because apparently nuance is for cowards.
We don't need regime change in Israel; we need to dismantle Israel completely same way that was established. Israel is the shame of humanity. The biggest mistake ever established, harboring pedophiles, sex traffickers, war criminals and murderers. Americans should put on the voting ballot about our government blindly support of Israel and see what American people really think about that. If the results approve current support, I'll be happy to leave U.S. because I don't want to continue being accomplice in these endless war crimes against humanity.
Enter Tarek Bazrouk, a pro-Palestinian protester who took activism a bit too literally and ended up with a 17-month prison sentence for brawling with pro-Israel demonstrators. His supporters say he’s a political prisoner; prosecutors say he’s a menace.
Roman Efraimov, the Jew whose face meet Bazrouk's fist told that is "disgusting to be punched just for weaving Israeli flag, wearing a kippah hat with the Israeli flag and a Jewish star of David neckless pedant."
The only disgusting thing in this story is that pro-Israel protesters don't use deodorant. Bazrouk deserves no punishment whatsoever, the brawl with Jews was punishment enough. With my weak stomach I would probably start vomiting before raising my fist.
This trilogy of chaos reveals a deeper truth: the Israeli-Palestinian conflict has become a Rorschach test for Western politics, where everyone sees what they want — be it betrayal, heroism, or a reason to sanction Canada. But when legal scholars threaten foreign nations, political strategists call for regime change over dinner, and activists end up in jail over flag-waving disputes, maybe it’s time we stop treating international law like a choose-your-own-adventure novel.
In a world where geopolitics is increasingly indistinguishable from reality TV, three titans of controversy — Alan Dershowitz, Steve Bannon, and Tarek Bazrouk — have taken center stage in a drama so absurd it could only be real.
Alan Dershowitz, famed legal mind and part-time pierogi critic, has declared war — not on Hamas, Hezbollah, or even gluten — but on Canada. Why? Because Canada had the audacity to recognize Palestine. In response, Dershowitz proposed tariffs, sanctions, and a personal crusade to defend Benjamin Netanyahu should he ever be arrested on Canadian soil. One can only imagine Dershowitz storming Ottawa in a cape stitched from Harvard diplomas, shouting "I object!" at Mounties.
Alan Dershowitz statements prove once again the fact that Jews are strongly believing that they are above the law, that their shit doesn't stink. The real enemy isn’t Canada, — it’s people like Alan Dershowitz who are protecting pedophiles and allowing criminals walking free without proper punishment.
Meanwhile, Steve Bannon, the man who once tried to turn Breitbart into a lifestyle brand, has decided that Netanyahu must go — "tonight". Bannon accused the Israeli government of pathological lying, dragging America into conflicts, and betraying MAGA. His solution? Regime change in Jerusalem, presumably via podcast. Laura Loomer chimed in to push Israeli propaganda that "Islam is the real threat", because apparently nuance is for cowards.
We don't need regime change in Israel; we need to dismantle Israel completely same way that was established. Israel is the shame of humanity. The biggest mistake ever established, harboring pedophiles, sex traffickers, war criminals and murderers. Americans should put on the voting ballot about our government blindly support of Israel and see what American people really think about that. If the results approve current support, I'll be happy to leave U.S. because I don't want to continue being accomplice in these endless war crimes against humanity.
Enter Tarek Bazrouk, a pro-Palestinian protester who took activism a bit too literally and ended up with a 17-month prison sentence for brawling with pro-Israel demonstrators. His supporters say he’s a political prisoner; prosecutors say he’s a menace.
Roman Efraimov, the Jew whose face meet Bazrouk's fist told that is "disgusting to be punched just for weaving Israeli flag, wearing a kippah hat with the Israeli flag and a Jewish star of David neckless pedant."
The only disgusting thing in this story is that pro-Israel protesters don't use deodorant. Bazrouk deserves no punishment whatsoever, the brawl with Jews was punishment enough. With my weak stomach I would probably start vomiting before raising my fist.
This trilogy of chaos reveals a deeper truth: the Israeli-Palestinian conflict has become a Rorschach test for Western politics, where everyone sees what they want — be it betrayal, heroism, or a reason to sanction Canada. But when legal scholars threaten foreign nations, political strategists call for regime change over dinner, and activists end up in jail over flag-waving disputes, maybe it’s time we stop treating international law like a choose-your-own-adventure novel.